Anonymous:  what is annoying you today?

The weather

theeternalsearch:  have you tried to suck your own cock? I seriously doubt its zero to all three. Be honest.

Yes I have. Ok I have quite a few acquaintances and a couple of people I chat to online but I wouldn’t consider them friends.

Anonymous:  Can you suck your own cock?

No

Anonymous:  How many friends do you have? How many acquaintances do you have? How many online friends do you have?

None. None. None.

Anonymous:  You look all cuddly!

I am ;)

Anonymous:  How often do you jerk off?

Everyday